On Christmas Eve, John would leave for Santa:

a) A big glass of scotch

b) A mince pie

c) All of the above

The A in AJD is for:  

a) Archibald

b) Archimedes

c) Anthony

How many speeding tickets has John received?

a) 3

b) 17

c) 231

When a very young boy in Dorset, John decided to test the old adage: “The house is so small, there’s not enough room to swing a cat!”

a) True

b) False

John was born in:

a) A manger

b) Wimbledon

c) Calcutta

John has two brothers. Their names are:  

a) Englebert and Septimus

b) Keith and Colin

c) Huey and Louie

John is:  

a) Bi-lingual

b) Tri-lingual

c) Semi-lingual

In a previous life, John was:

a) A rum runner in the Caribbean

b) Selling Eveready batteries in Cameroon

c) 009 with MI6

John is most likely to say:

a) “Must we really end our walk so soon?”

b) “Please, let me install that cylinder head for you”

c) “Are we at Gatwick yet?”

This is a picture of:

a) A Maine Fisherman

b) Captain Jack Sparrow

c) John in his Triumph Spitfire rain gear